Five Fords: The Burger Story

A little back story into the world of Burger. I love Fords. I’ve owned five of them in my life. The Five Fords I like to refer to them as. I became a Ford man because of the old hand me down method. I turned 16 and my mom decided she didn’t want to drive
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Tackle box Tuesday: Girls can fish too

Something sexy about a girl who can get down and dirty and catch some dinner (before she cooks it ZING). Living in Florida you can walk any beach without someone fishing. About zero percent of them look like these girls but i can pretend I guess. Women have to eat too!!!   Follow @BadBreakSports

New England Patriots MURDER the Texas Cows

  Patriots-27 Texans-0 What a game. Total domination by the Patriots against those fucking steer from texasville. Perfect example of why Humans eat cows instead of the other way around. Sure they may be stronger and maybe a bit bigger but us humans got the brainpower. We took those cows out behind the barn and just
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Pepe the frog: Pure hatred or lovable meme?

This election feels like it has been going on for years now. “He’s not qualified” “She’s a crook, and a liar, and has had people killed” yada yada yada. But there has been at least one bright spot so far, Pepe the frog. Ever since Hillary gave her Alt-right speech, Pepe has been out with
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Michigan Wolverines comeback Victory over Colorado

What a game. Michigan Wolverines fall down 14 – zip right out of the gate. Only reason I was slightly worried was because the “experts” at ESPN would not shut up about how underrated the Buffalo’s were. Having studied this team all off season and watching the first two weeks I knew this game was
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Burger Presents: funny Quotes of the week

I am proud to announce the return of Burgers funny Quotes of the week. I used to be able to post these blogs weekly but recently people in general have not been funny. Maybe its the election going on. Everyone assuming that if their candidate doesn’t win the United States of America as we know
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The apple doesn't fall far in a troll's family tree

  There has been some great family photo’s out there don’t get me wrong, but nothing quite like this. Nothing like the family on Miami ink. I mean where do you even start? The Andre the giant hands on whats left of the bounty paper towel guy? The youngest daughter, that resembles a doll compared to
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Fantasy football championships Begin with beatdowns

Poor Tom and his gross ass fupa. It wasn’t even that Tom wasn’t versed in fantasy football knowledge, he just never really had a chance. Nothing fair about having to open your DIII season against number one ranked Alabama. I got stuck with the first overall pick in our draft which is a garbage pick.
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